lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

aw that sucks :(
me as a professional therapist  (via risikogaenger)

seedy:

THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE NUMBER OF LIKES YOU GET ON A PHOTO DOES NOT DETERMINE YOUR SELF WORTH

edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

your-body-is-a-canvas:

Sasha Unisex, Tattoo Studio Maruha, Russia

your-body-is-a-canvas:

Sasha Unisex, Tattoo Studio Maruha, Russia

plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

omg you guys i was on tv

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joepark:

tastefullyoffensive:

[lae123]

i would like to attend a corgi meetup

i almost spit my coffee out on the computer.

I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell.
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